Top 10 experiences that pains most

This are the top 10 experiences no one prays for,I carved it out of the numerous painful experiences.
1.when you are eating and you mistakenly bite your tongue 😆.
2.when you vomit fresh pounded yam in the church on the 3rd day of a 3 days dry fasting program .
3.when you are hidden in the midst of terrorist e.g, boko Haran and your phone rings out*Surely you are the greatest*or *Let somebody shout hallelujah*.
4.when you buy a gala from a bus and nigga run's away with ur #950 balance.
5.when you slide and fall down in a restaurant or a church.
6.when you recharge 100# (ur last card)in ur phone to make a very important call and your network deducts everything to renew your callertunes subscription.
7.when you go to the club with your girlfriend and unfortunately their is a quarrel between her and a club bouncer and she tells him *I will make sure my boyfriend deals with you *and the guy start searching for you.
8.when you are going to the bank to deposit #5million and you are robbed at the gate of the bank before getting in.
9.When you start drinking a fruit juice and at the middle discovers that it expired the previous year.
10.when you are wearing a torn skirt or trousers showing you under wears in the market without knowing .
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#keep_on_laughing 😆